Uncle Jen’s Magic Garden
…where recovering ‘good girls’ grow wild
This isn’t another self-help course.
It’s a secret garden for weirdos in bloom.
Here, we don’t hustle for growth — we nurture it. We compost shame, plant seeds of truth, and water your soul so you can grow more you.
Follow the Garden Path and get:
Personalized text/voice message support
Monthly or weekly 1:1 coaching
Member discounts + early access to events
Bonus monthly gifts like art, games, rituals, or guided lessons
Basically, it’s your monthly maintenance plan for staying weird + regulated in a world that wants you small + scared.
You don’t need another 12-step plan to get your life together.
You need a nervous system doula for your glow up.
This isn’t just pest treatment. It’s not about rushing in to yank weeds when things get overgrown.
In the Magic Garden, we take our time building your inner world into a sustainable food forest — one that feeds your unique soul.
We tend the soil regularly. We learn what needs more light. We let things die off when they’re ready, and compost what no longer serves.
Here, you get to have seasons and rhythms. You get to grow tender, wild, weird, and real. All of your feral, chaotic beauty gets to be witnessed and celebrated.
Because “glowing up” isn’t a one-time project. You're an ever-growing, ever-evolving garden. And the world is more colorful when you take up space.
Membership Tiers
FAQs
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You wouldn’t plant seeds and then ghost your garden a week later, right?
The kind of growth we’re doing here takes time, rhythm, and care. That’s why I ask for a minimum 3-month commitment when you join the Magic Garden.
After that, you’re free to stay rooted, or transplant whenever you need to. -
Yup! Whether you want more sessions, more check-ins, or need to scale back — just give me a heads up and we’ll shift your tier before your next billing cycle.
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Depending on your tier, you’ll get 1:1 integrative coaching sessions monthly, biweekly, or weekly. You’ll book sessions through my calendar link, and we’ll meet via video call.
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We’ll use the Telegram app for text / voice messaging. You can send updates or questions a couple times a week, and I’ll reply with reflections, thought prompts, resources, and tools. It’s like having a lil’ Uncle Jen on your shoulder 😇😈
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Each month is a surprise! Could be a guided hypnosis, a game or challenge, downloadable art, a mini-course, or something else from my mysterious mind garden 🧚
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Try a single session first, or message me with questions. I’ll help you figure out if this is the kind of soil you’re ready to root into. 🌱
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You can cancel anytime from your account dashboard (or just email me and I’ll do it for you—no shame, no weird vibes, promise). Just cancel before your next billing date to avoid charges.
Ready to grow wild?
Enrollment opens June 26 - July 3, 2025
If you’re craving support, structure, and a place to be witnessed in your weirdness, get on the waitlist below and you’ll be the first to know when the gates open.